Founder Pat Robertson says that these days he is finding it difficult to re-focus on the Apocalypse because he had faith that Romney would win and “that would be the end of the political nonsense,” as he puts it.
“We worked hard to get this country back in shape, elect a good leader, and move on toward our most important message which is “get ready for the day of judgment, but it didn’t happen,” said a deeply troubled Robertson.
Robertson says he has been receiving many phone calls and letters asking him “Pat, what do I do now? Do we continue to hate Obama or start stocking up for the end days?”
“I tell them that at this point in time it is just too soon after the elections and for right now, they can take a few days to hate their President, and then when the numbness and anger wears off a little, they can go back to stocking their weapons and building their bunkers.”
Robertson apologized publicly for his feelings.
“I’m genuinely sorry that I am having such a hard time getting past the fact that Obama was re-elected that I can’t be there whole-heartedly for my followers,” said Robertson with a noticeable heavy heart.
Robertson just wants his followers to know this “I am fully aware that the world as we know it is going to end on December 21, 2012, and we need to get cracking if we are gonna beat this thing and get ourselves ready for the rapture, but try as I might, I can’t help thinking that my own world ended on November 6, 2012 at approximately 11:15 eastern standard time.”
THE GOPee ALWAYS THINKS THEY HAVE A "RIGHT" TO THE PRESIDENCY.
IN 2012, THEIR "RIGHT" WAS REVOKED (ACTUALLY, IT WAS A CONFIRMATION OF BEING REVOKED IN '08)
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THE GOPee PICKS GOOFY CANDIDATES - EITHER STUPID, IMMORAL, OR WITH SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET.
YOU PICK THE DESCRIPTION FOR ROMNEY & RYAN.
YOU PICK THE DESCRIPTION FOR McCAIN & PALIN
I CAN'T SAY THAT FOR BOB DOLE - HE WAS SEMI-OK, AND I SEMI-LIKED HIM (I'M TRYING TO BE NICE.)
(I ALSO GET A KICK OUT SAYING "I'M BOB DOLE" IN A PRETTY GOOD IMITATION OF DOLE'S VOICE)(
(I REALLY LIKED DOING MY IMPRESSION, WHEN I WAS DRIVING THRU KANSAS - IT ENTERTAINED ME DURING THE TRIP)
OH, MY GOODNESS, I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE GOPee GOOFY POSTER CHILD - GEORGE W. BUSH.
(THE CREATOR OF THE GEORGE W. BUSH MEMORIAL GREAT RECESSION)
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DON'T FORGET TRICKY DICK NIXON - THE "I'M NOT A CROOK GUY".
THIS BLOG IS TO HELP THE GOPee FIND A BETTER CANDIDATE IN 2016.
THE POWERS-THAT-BE IN THE GOPee SHOULD LISTEN TO 7-11 CONVENIENCE STORE BILLBOARDS.
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IF KARL ROVE HAD LISTENED TO THE 7-11 BILLBOARD, HE WOULDN'T BE CRYING HIMSELF TO SLEEP.
WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADIEU:
HERE ARE THE 7-11 CHOICES THAT THE GOPee SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH.
EVERYBODY LOVES DORITOS & SLURPEES - 60 MILLION VOTES, AT LEAST.
400 ELECTORAL VOTES - THE MIDWEST STATES LOVE JUNK FOOD.
PRESIDENT OBAMA WOULD STILL WIN CALIFORNIA - HEALTH FOOD CRAZY CALIFORNIA.
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KARL ROVE (SO-CALLED POLITICAL GENIUS) BACKED ROMNEY TO THE HILT, AND HE LOST BIG TIME.
KARL'S MOMMY WAS WRONG WHEN SHE KEPT TELLING HER BABY BOY - "YOU ARE A GENIUS".
(THIS IS MY HUMBLE OPINION ON THE SO-CALLED BRILLIANT POLITICAL OPERATIVE & THE GUY WHO WAS CALLED "W"'s BRAIN.)
HE ACTUALLY STARTED TO BELIEVE WHAT HIS MOMMY TOLD HIM.
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