WHAT'S THAT NOISE

Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday the result of a union strike idling some 18,000 workers.  The government  will hire most all of these displaced employees.

• The State Department will hire the Twinkies
• The Secret Service gets the Ho Hos
• The generals will  sleep with the Cupcakes
• All the Ding Dongs are going to Congress

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