THAT DOG CAN'T HUNT

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 Me  and Jack were best buds.. In fact he is pretty much the only one I'll drink with..

 This one had the cation "Light the fuse and get away..." 

 This one explains itself, if you own a cat..

 Proof dogs don't like a  cat fight, who does really..

 This is so true...  Finding a pay phone, almost as hard as spotting a big foot..

 
BH