As the calls continue to mount for Michele Bachmann to apologize for
attacking a top aide to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, the
former Republican candidate for President says she stands firm in her belief
that people with ties to a Muslim extremist group are infiltrating the uppermost
levels of government.
Last week, Michele Bachmann and four of her conservative
counterparts sent letters to intelligence and security officers claiming members
of the Muslim Brotherhood could be infiltrating top levels of the government as
we speak. In particular, Bachmann named Hillary Clinton’s deputy chief of
staff, Huma Abedin, as having ties with the terrorist organization through her
family.
Top Republican leaders, including John McCain and John
Boehner, have come forward to criticize Bachmann for the remarks, calling them
irresponsible and ignorant, but to no avail. Other critics are less kind,
calling Bachmann downright ‘batshit’ crazy.
However, a chief medical expert from Johns Hopkins
Hospital in Baltimore, Maryland claims that Bachmann may not be responsible for
her actions. David Barthmore, a chief pathologist at Johns Hopkins, claims that
mold may be the culprit in Bachmann’s erratic behavior.
“I have been studying Michele Bachmann’s behavior for
quite some time now. In the beginning, Representative Bachmann merely appeared
to be somewhat outspoken and, forgive me…bitchy,” said Barthmore.
“I chalked it up to nothing more than hormonal changes,”
he said.
“However, the recent attacks by Rep. Bachmann seem to
border on the insane, or at the very least, appear to be hysterical in context.
This leads me to believe that something in her possession must be responsible
for making her this way.”
Barthmore says he read somewhere that Rep. Bachmann
carries an old Bible with her everywhere she goes. If the Bible is, indeed, as
old as has been related, then Barthmore claims this ancient religious tome is
the most likely source of Bachmann’s insane behavior.
“My advice to Michele Bachmann is to wrap her old Bible in plastic and put it
away someplace where it won’t affect her,” said Barthmore, when asked to come
up with a solution.
“Ms. Bachmann, spend a few shekels and get yourself a new
Bible. And,” he added, “take a few weeks off to read it. Seems to me you could
use a refresher course in being a good Christian.”
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