Because it's gonna be around one hundred degrees for the next ten days (or more) straight, here is a second quicky for your enjoyment.. :::
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier rather stronly said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
BH
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier rather stronly said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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